Monday, December 11, 2006

Magnolia Spa in Williamsburg, Brooklyn Review DO NOT COME HERE

My boyfriend bought me a gift package from this little hell hole in the wall. It included a massage, mani and pedi. I was really excited because there's this tiny little spa in my neighborhood. When you walk in there is a framed article touting Magnolia (124 Bedford Avenue) as some sort or treasure...WROOOONG...These people are witches. Not only that, they are IDIOTS. They are the type of idiots and are smart enough to know that you think they're stupid so they treat you like shit to cover it up. The owner or boss is pregnant and she's a complete bitch (I'd like to use other words but she doesn't deserve my energy). not only that, my manicure looked like a blind amputee did it. My pedicure was ok but nothing close to convincing me to go back to Bitch City. not only that, they spent the entire time speaking to each other in their native tongue and laughing and creating an atmosphere of annoyance rather than relaxation. just SHUT UP! People pay money to come here and relax and be pampered. not lied to (I booked a massage and their idiot receptionist cancelled my appointment because she's an idiot and when i came there they straight up lied to me about why I was no longer booked) and treated with hostility. I'd have to say, my Swedish massage was excellent. If you decide to go there because you like to be abused by ugly middleaged women ask for the lovely (and i'm not being facetious) Ewa, pronounced Eva. You will be in your own room and you don't have to endure the site of the offensive owner and manicurist.

I WILL NEVER GO BACK TO THIS PLACE AND I WILL MAKE SURE THAT EVERY GIRLFRIEND I KNOW KNOWS THAT THIS PLACE SUCKS AND SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN!!!

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